A Message for Christmas
We wanted to wish a Very Merry Christmas to everyone who views our site
…until we ran it past our lawyers..
From James Agger Autosport (“the wishor”) to you (“the wishee”), please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or any
preference
of the wishee.
NB By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
Further conditions:
1.This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement the
inferences contained in this correspondence.
3.This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
geographical locations.
4.This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5.The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Regards
James Agger Autosport Ltd
