Release the beast – TVR Cerbera V8
Time to release the beast this afternoon as it needed some fresh air to turn into pure filth!
Thought we would give you some classic TVR quotes by the Petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson
I love the way they’ve grouped the instruments above and below the steering wheel, I love the buttons on the steering wheel, I love the swoopiness of this dash, it’s like something out of the fifties………..the twooooo thousand and fifties
I’m too gay to drive a TVR
In terms of power and guts, then, this TVR is the bantamweight that could take down a bulldozer
A man’s car
Some cars are girly, but not this one; it’s a man, and not a washboard-stomached male model either. This is a big, hulking bouncer with a neck like a birthday cake and a fondness for biting the heads off dogs
The Porsche surged ahead – but whoa! look at that TVR! The Vantage too was struggling, being left miles behind the Blackpool rocket.. can it really do a standing mile in less than 30 seconds… ooh close – too close!
When I first drove the Cerbera I knew it was fast, I mean indecently, staggeringly, face distortingly fast! But I had no idea it could do this, the cheapest car turned out to be the fastest!
As I walked away from the car I put my hand in my pocket and – yup – my balls were like spacehoppers
The girl sat next to the BMW driver would be wearing an alice band, whereas the girl sat next to the TVR driver wouldnt be wearing any knickers
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